"What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys."
My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.
It is a custom that the bride retain nothing belonging to a foreign court.
Tumblr @ werq hiatus until our new computer system runs smoothly. Lately, all I do is work, eat burritos and occasionally stop to pet a cat.